WTTF:

Hello all, I’ve started a new t-shirt series at mysoti. The first has been posted and there will be more to follow. This is the concept:

I’m starting to play with gradients and texture in an effort to get my groove back. I used to be a texture artist you know, before the iron fist of the six color vector gestapo that is screen printing took over my life.

Bonus: If you’re a playstation 3 owner that lives outside the Americas you can now download my science shirt for your home avatar person (for a small fee of which I get a percentage).

Ok, I’ve been holding on to this design for a long time. Many people have told me they want it, so now’s their chance. It’s up for voting at woot so please oh please drop it a vote.

What do y’all think?
               

Would you like to see my new shirt design? Here it is:

This is the closest I’ve come to getting a shirt printed at woot for quite a while. If you’re at all interested, I urge you to take a second and vote. You can use any body part to do so, I’m not picky.

Would you like a free t-shirt? A few days ago I made this comic, and many a panty was bunched over my inept use of code. I admit, I only know a smattering of PHP and action script 2. I don’t think anyone would call themselves a coder with such a piss poor choice of languages. Which is why my attempt brought an illegitimate pidgin baby pseudo code (sudo code?) that makes no sense to anyone that knows a thing or two about their parent’s basement (sorry, couldn’t resist).

If you can make that grotesquely malformed code make sense I will send you a free shirt from my store (any kind you want). Only one will be chosen, and only one t-shirt will be given because I am stone cold broke (I will have to put it on my credit card).

The winning code must be understandable by people who only have a basic idea of computer languages (aka normal idiots). It must convey that if there is a sunset, you should ride into it (or a character such as a cowboy should). The winning code will be made into a t-shirt so keep that in mind when selecting a design for your winnings.

I guess naked coders can also be included, but none o’ you clothed coders, you can’t be trusted.

[Comments Closed] Winner will be notified by e-mail when the shirt is posted and I’m not sick anymore. Also, everyone who participated will receive a special surprise (hint: it rhymes with piss count).