I am humbled by the response my hiatus has caused. Cartoons are in my blood and I can’t help drawing them any more than I can help sleeping. Consequently I haven’t done much of either lately. It may be a few months, it may be a year, but there will be more cartoons.

In the meantime, here’s a design I would gladly trade for money, but for that to happen it needs votes.

I have a shirt for sale at shirt.woot.com. It would make the perfect Christmas gift for any photographers you might know.

The latest derby over at woot has a great topic this week. Make a videogame in the style of an art movement. So naturally I chose GTA and Half-life, probably the last games I’ve ever played.

The LHC might not be fully operational but that’s no reason not to get your fist bump primed and ready.

There’s a whole ton of new old shirt designs available at the WTTF t-shirt emporium. They’re all available on a myriad of colors per design so if you like the design but not the shirt color, just click on it to choose a different one.

The worst part of this election is finding out who’s been a closet racist. Chances are, if you live in America, you’re related to a racist. These things must change.

I’m not sure that anyone in this video would be considered a “closet” racist.

Before I was a hotshot broke cartoonist, I was an animator. Mostly 3d and mostly for companies that are now out of business. I just recently dug out my old demo reel and thought I’d post it to incite as many gag reflexes as possible.

I’ve been a little under the weather lately, so I apologize for the lack of boner bonus cartoons and communication. Also the submit form is borked. I’m looking into a simpler way to implement it currently. I’m also blowing my nose a lot.

Also, there’s a new shirt at the old shirt mill.

This comes from I_AM_RESISTY, who wrote:

“I have a suggestion.
Velociraptors.
They are a menace.”

Apparently I got Dugg on Digg and now I’m Bigg… or something. Now that the rest of the world has finally found my comic, they are flooding me with hits which borked my server. If you’re able to see this then the borking has stopped and we can continue on with our obscurity.

Sorry for this lapse of service. I can’t promise it won’t happen again, but all this positive reinforcement sure does make me want to make fun of religion more. Weeeeeeee!