January 2nd, 2007
Smart Birds
How exactly does a vicious killing machine that can open doors like Jack Nicholson evolve into tiny flying beanbags? The answer is obviously… religion. That’s right folks, if you don’t fear Jesus, you will certainly evolve into a chirping pile of dumb… in far less time than those pesky scientists would lead you to believe. Don’t take my word for it, take someone else’s.”
I’m not really sure why I think birds are funny, they’re like noisy, winged, rodents that live in some kind of hyperspace dimension. There’s not a lot of bird cartoon strips these days. Maybe I should have made this whole cartoon about birds. oh well… robots tomorrow.


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August 13th, 2007 at 5:40 am
I’d be happy as a chicken, as long as i was a rooster, free cornflakes ftw!