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January 9th, 2007

I Require a Mate

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I’ve been collecting pieces of birch tree bark and lining my one room apartment with it. Besides reducing the heating bill .4 cents, it has not attracted one single mate. I’m thinking that I might be a wasp instead of a bird. Which would explain why I like to jump on the backs of pedestrians and impregnate them with my larvae… Gosh, why is growing up so hard?

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  1. I and the Bird #53 - Happy 2nd Anniversary!
    July 12th, 2007 at 3:59 am

    [...] (Welcome to the Future) is new to IATB, but Jeremy Hitchcock is a cartoonist who clearly has insights into the avian condition. I’m going to violate my own rule about multiple links to a blog by recommending his further [...]

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