Saving for the Apocalypse
I don’t know about you guys, but I’d like to be around for the apocalypse. This is why I’ve started saving little bits of money and foodstuffs for the trip. You wouldn’t want to be stuck at the pearly gates without money for tolls, or some gummy worms. I’d like to think that all the tiny two door cars would be at the front of the massive rush hour to heaven, but just as long as I’m not stuck behind some giant SUV playing sponge bob on an LCD screen I’ll be happy. As much as I’d like to be around for the end of the world, I’d much rather not be the cause of it. It’d be nice to watch the tsunamis crash across mountain tops from my bunker on the highest peak, Sipping some tea as asteroids shave our growth from the earth’s crust, and fling it across space… It’s the simple things that make me happy.
Check out the Carnival of Frugality, There’s tons of good links!



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