January 24th, 2007
Potats
I realized something about myself today that should have been fairly obvious, but I guess the simplest things about yourself are sometimes hard to own up to. I realized that I enjoy being in the middle of storms and disaster areas because I’m less likely to come into contact with people. I always figured it had something to do with the aesthetic beauty of decay and disorganized rubble, but really I just like to be alone. Of course if I was in any real danger I’d probably cling to the closest human around like some kind of magnetized koala bear. None of this has anything to do with potato bugs… bing!



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January 5th, 2008 at 4:54 am
I have of late, though wherefore I know not, begun calling potatoes potats.
Seriously, where did this come from. I’m not conscious of ever hearing it elsewhere (until now).