Survival of the Fittest
(7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
Loading ...An easy answer to overpopulation is to make it harder for people to live. Global warming, super-virus’ and Dick Cheney will certainly be helping that along soon, but until then I think we need to make life a little more balanced. For instance, I think we should be releasing random predators into our more densely populated areas, preferably around wal-marts, or starbucks. No longer will you be able to walk casually down the street and grab a latté without constantly making sure there aren’t badgers trailing you. Lets face it, this is how nature intended it (I know ’cause I watch animal planet). What it all boils down to is the fact that I want to see someone with a double shot macchiato (extra cream) running hopelessly from a tiger, and trying to dial 911 on their cell phone… That would be awesome.
August 19th, 2007 at 6:52 am
global warming is becoming such a obvious problem that someone somewhere other than Al Gore needs to step up to help drive the bus!
June 19th, 2008 at 4:39 am
….it’s like you read my mind.
July 20th, 2008 at 12:22 am
you made al gore sound like a place.
Welcome to the algoriporium?
that would be awesome. It’s where my grandpa would live, and all the other older folk he knows, and they could go there and wish doom on all us youngings with our barely there swim togs. They love al gore and take his word as the sacred.
July 20th, 2008 at 12:24 am
But i suppose that in the end I agree with them, because he does bring up important issues, but I think that he only does it because he wants another go at presidency, but that may be because I’m all to cynical.