January 26th, 2007
President Like Woah.
(14 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
Loading ...The truth hurts. I think 90% of America could really use a nap. I’ve proposed this at every place I’ve ever worked, and so far the idea isn’t well accepted… at least among my bosses. You can’t wage wars on people, places, or things (nouns) if you’re tucked in, snug as a bug in a rug. More naps, less bombs (slogan #2 for my 2008 campaign). Verbs are another story all together… Verbs are jerks.
July 20th, 2008 at 12:30 am
I would vote for you. Except, I don’t really need the sleep, so it’d be more an oppourtunity to step back and just be like, .stop. Because we all get so caught up and overwhelmed by the drama of the day that it’s impossible to function right so you just keep going and going with the pointless meetings and the sorrow leaching as provided by the internet and the money worrying and the commercial driven need for things we think we need but slowly realize we can do little to nothing with and the eating and the working and worry about whether we should be working harder and the knowing that we should do something but we just can’t, and all this ends up weighing on your head until you crash on somebodies floor, twitching and sparking and saying “level” over and over because its a word that the same spelled backwards and forwards.