Get Your Grenades Here
Sometimes, (especially this presidential term) one has to wonder what would happen to the United States if our fearless leaders were somehow transformed into hamsters by some kind of human to hamster transmogrification ray (which I may or may not have tested). Would it be business as usual? Chaos? Cannibalism? Extra spam in your junk mail folder? or maybe perhaps you wouldn’t have to get up at 6am every morning and go to work. Maybe you could spend more time with your family, and get a chance to think about something other than bills, taxes, groceries, and herpes. I don’t think anyone could ever answer that question until we’re already four months into an electricity free winter. The only real question is… is it worth a shot?


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