The following sentence is straight from the definition of mountain on wikipedia (2-28-07): ”
A mountain is a landform a mountain is a loand form that forms when guys see girls and they like them that extends above the surrounding terrain in a limited area.” Apparently mountains are formed from the sheer will of manly libidos. I hope word doesn’t get around to god anytime soon, she’ll be pissed. It’s surprising that my apartment floor doesn’t burst upward every time I log on to the internet, causing me to ride my perpetual mountain of manly needs like some kind of office chair line rider. How does this wikipedia article explain Tibet? Surely the world’s most severe monks would have their hormones under control, yet they habitate some of the tallest mountains. A hollywood movie producer must have brought a playboy with them on a “healing” expedition, or they accidentally got sent some Paris Hilton photos on their boost mobile phones. “What’s up dawg, just prayin’ to tha big-L-to-the-lama!” Seriously, it’s a good thing I didn’t start building that meth lab from the plans I found on wikipedia. No telling what 8 year old with bad grammar wrote the instructions.

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