While the brown note has not yet been proven to exist, I believe scientists will eventually find it. I think once they stop looking at the frequency of a sound and start looking at the song the sound occurs in they’ll have much better luck. Once we pump some Michael Bolton through an extra-long stroke sub woofer, anyone in the room will poop their pants out of principal.

“Jeremy, out of all our test subjects you were the only one that pooped their pants… why?”

“I thought it would be fun.”

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