How can we fit interns into a vending machine you say? No, the answer is not “little people”, but the wonderful world of stem cell research. That’s right, our internomatic-3000 only holds the potential for life. It’s your god-like fingers pressing the ergonomic button of our internomatic-3000, (Michelangelonian bloom effect not included) that stimulates our stem cells to creates life! Well, life in the form of a subservient office slave anyway… which is kind of like life, only more… “clingy”. Pressed the wrong button you say? Don’t worry, our machines now come with a brand new (99.9% effective) death chamber, where the cells are killed, and whisked painlessly away into the sewer.

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