May 10th, 2007
Time Travelling Epic
I first encountered the phrase “Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick”, when my friend Maggie uttered it at an all night coffee hole. She was the first person I met in Ohio, and was the first of many interesting people. Here’s to you Ohio *raises glass*, I’ll visit soon.


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May 10th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
The flaw in his plan is that a work that old will be in the public domain by the time he attempts to collect said royalties.
May 10th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Unless he was able to change time so there’d be no such thing as public domain. Of course, there are many other flaws to his plan.
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May 19th, 2008 at 10:57 am
He would need to be a master at using surveying equipment to pinpoint the spot where he hid the manuscript. I’m just assuming he did his homework and found an accessible location in the present before blasting to the past. Let’s hope that same spot is accessible 5,000 in the past. Lakes dry up in that amount of time.