WTTF:

Two time traveling cartoons in a row means I probably should have thought about doing a time traveling week. Bah! Anyway, something happens as one gets older, and I’m just finding out about it. Two years ago I started to forget that zipping my pants fully is a great way to hide my genitals. Wanting to hide one’s genitals is also something that kicks in with old age, (some sooner than others).

Combine that with some adventuresome hairs (who grows hairs on their shoulders?), and some hearing problems to start a more awkward party than puberty could ever be. I can’t imagine what mid-life is going to be like. Hopefully I won’t be a hunched-over mole-man with a cape made from my shoulder hairs. If it happens I’m buying goggles to go with the cape.

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