Terrorist Negotiations
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Loading ...Squirrels really aren’t terrorists. At the Golden Gate Park in San Fransisco there are squirrels that walk right up to you. I was waiting for one of them to lunge at my face, but they just sat there expectantly, possibly stoned.
Consequently I wonder if our policy of “not negotiating with terrorists” really means “not negotiating with people that might make more sense than we do”. Wait, you mean you don’t want us to occupy your country so we can turn it into the next big McWalmart? You must be a terrorist. Of course given our policy of not negotiating with terrorists means you no longer have any choice in the matter. Isn’t insanity great!
Also, birds would make really great spies if they aren’t already. Sometimes I wonder if there are robot animals the government uses to spy on people. Guinea pigs might also work, possibly why they’re so cute.
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:06 am
The American grey squirrel is systematically killing off the native red squirrel in the UK…
US operatives wiping out Reds? Sounds more like CIA than terrorist.
May 23rd, 2007 at 7:45 am
Hmmm I remember hearing about this before. Perhaps there is a squirrel training division of the CIA. Perhaps it was their plan all along to act buddy buddy with the UK and then bam! next time you turn around, they’ve unleashed an army of attack squirrels…
Better guard your nuts
http://www.forestserviceni.gov.uk/index/forest-service-press-releases/forest-service-press-releases-2003/red-squirrels-here-today-gone-tomorrow.htm