July 5th, 2007
Telepathy by AT&T
Can you imagine how much inane chatter you’d hear if you could listen to someone’s thoughts? It’d probably drive you crazy enough to try a self lobotomy. If you could listen in on my thoughts you’d hear just how many times a minute I worry that the zipper on my jeans is open. You’d also hear about a million different ways to texture a 3d model of whatever object I’d happen to be looking at. It’s driving me crazy just thinking about it. I need something long and pointy, stat!
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(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
July 5th, 2007 at 6:38 am
Great, brain spam, just what we all need.
Probably true though… if we ever become truly telepathic all sorts of shenangins will happen.
July 5th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Its possible that if were all Telepathic that we would hear alot of inane & annoying jibber jabber but Telepathy controlled (which would eventually happen cause evolution says so. Anyone wanna argue with Evolution?), would be awesome & at the same time, a huge invasion of others privacy. But no one cares about that
Hehe, we’d all need Spybot - Search & Destroy installed
July 24th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
I would like to hear G. W. Bush’s thoughts during one of those debates where he refuses to answer any questions, or just replaces their question with one of his own.
August 12th, 2007 at 10:26 am
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