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Telepathy by AT&T

Telepathy by AT&T

Can you imagine how much inane chatter you’d hear if you could listen to someone’s thoughts? It’d probably drive you crazy enough to try a self lobotomy. If you could listen in on my thoughts you’d hear just how many times a minute I worry that the zipper on my jeans is open. You’d also hear about a million different ways to texture a 3d model of whatever object I’d happen to be looking at. It’s driving me crazy just thinking about it. I need something long and pointy, stat!

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  1. Adam_Y says:

    Great, brain spam, just what we all need.

    Probably true though… if we ever become truly telepathic all sorts of shenangins will happen.

  2. Neek says:

    Its possible that if were all Telepathic that we would hear alot of inane & annoying jibber jabber but Telepathy controlled (which would eventually happen cause evolution says so. Anyone wanna argue with Evolution?), would be awesome & at the same time, a huge invasion of others privacy. But no one cares about that

    Hehe, we’d all need Spybot - Search & Destroy installed

  3. Vanessa says:

    I would like to hear G. W. Bush’s thoughts during one of those debates where he refuses to answer any questions, or just replaces their question with one of his own.

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