I’ll take any chance to demean myself, or my gender, for the sake of comedy. I’m just that kind of guy.
I have an idea for all you “I have a sports car to make up for my lack of penile region” type people… buy a vibrating passenger seat. If you can’t please a woman the old fashioned way, at least this will show you care.
If I had one of these my wife would let me drive more, but I’d probably run straight off the highway. I’m quite happy with walking everywhere, or riding my bike. That way I’ll be strong for when the machines take over. I’ll be a better battery for them.
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[...] Sunday afternoon is a bit of comic relief from Jeremy at WTTF. What a great idea, electrify the passenger seat so the significant other wants to go for a drive. I used to work with a girl who installed one of [...]
And for all of you who can’t afford a vibrating seat, loosen the bolts that hold the chair in place