Western Gun Fighter
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Loading ...This Just In- Former president George W. Bush has taken over the Grand Ole Opry House, and is said to have several hostages. When asked what could cause him to stoop to such extreme measures, he had this to say.
“I want everyone to know that I’m the last Cowboy in Texas, no… The WORLD!”
When later told by a hostage that he was actually in Tennessee, where the Grand Ole Opry House has always been located, he shot them on the spot.
We have since learned that several of the hostages are actually chairmen of the Halliburton oil company, and real estate developers from the middle eastern country of Dubai. It is believed the former president’s outrage was sparked after loosing a game of checkers to Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, who had just learned how to play the game only moments earlier. As a consequence, all of American oil reserves are now being shipped to Dubai, a country that already has much of the worlds oil.
This shouldn’t affect most Americans thanks to Ralph Nader’s clean energy laws passed almost a decade ago.
Plans to bomb the Grand Ole Opry house are under way.
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August 15th, 2007 at 7:50 am
I actually laughed out loud for this one
And one day, I will be the crazed sniper on the roof. But i shall use a crossbow, as i find them much more impressive.
August 15th, 2007 at 8:06 am
make sure you do it on the roof of the grand Ole Opry House so the media can blame this cartoon for all the wrongs in the world.
August 15th, 2007 at 8:40 am
No if (when) i go on a killing spree, I shall blame the music of Avril Lavigne.
And anyone who is insane and planning on killing people should blame it on things such as Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Paris Hilton, Caeser Salad and so forth
August 15th, 2007 at 9:21 am
I understand Mary Kate, Ashley, and Paris, but why Caesar Salad? It’s the only weapon we have against the invading hordes of olives and cheese.
August 15th, 2007 at 9:53 am
Simple salad dressing are dying out, that was simply an example.
Good dressings:
Olive oil & balsamic vinegar
wholegrain mustard, lemon juice & part oil
Lemon juice
Chilli sauce, lemon juice, pepper
August 15th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
How is it a political cartoon digressed into a discussion about salad dressing?
August 15th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
I believe it’s one of the many laws of the internet. Someone should be calling someone else a Nazi in about two more comments. Preferably a Nazi Crouton.
August 15th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Love that other stumblers mark your strips!, makes it so much easier on me.
August 16th, 2007 at 6:53 am
I try to mark my strips daily on stumbleupon, though there’s a large amount of the older strips that never made it on there and sometimes on the weekends I miss a few. Thanks for stumbling my strips!
May 29th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I think the ideal nazi crazed rooftop sniper system would be using a slingshot and shooting any odd flavor of paul newmans salad dressing, not ranch or thousand island, but something like the goat cheese fiesta chili lime low fat vinaigrette.