WTTF:

You never know when society might just up and collapse on you, so get on down to the R & R diner before we lose electricity completely! Come for our premium coffee all the way from Zanzibar, and stay for our cherry pies imported directly from China. Tastes just like grandma used to make!

Make the R&R diner your last meal before tearing off into the wild like David Hasselhoff after a bottle of rum! We promise not to sacrifice you to the gods… yet

For more survivalist fun, check out The Urban Scout. Warning: He likes to stand around in his underwear, and there’s a picture of a dead deer. Not for the sqweemish!

Speaking of sqweemish:

Todays adventure into the horrible world of advertising brings us to Yahoo! That’s right, the internet giant has made one terribly gut wrenching spot. This has been brought to my attention by the lovely blog agency spy. I hope you’ve already digested your food:

Somehow this is supposed to sell yahoo to the masses? Methinks they just threw in a classic family guy meme and thought it’d sell. Will the idiocy ever end?