This Just In- In an extremely surprising find, scientists have discovered that the Earth is hollow. The news came early this morning as the famous “Deep Mantle” expedition broke through the Earth’s mantle and into the core. Scientists were amazed by a vast cave stretching thousands of miles where they believed the core should have been. In an even more surprising find, a telescope on board the Deep Mantle Cutter 9 found the exact center of the earth to contain a floating ball of pirated DVD movies.

“We suspect the DVD movies have been there since at least the late 1990’s, but we’re completely baffled as to how they got there.” said Jim Woodruff, the expedition’s lead scientist. “We have noticed that they all seem to be early American pornographic films, with ancient Chinese characters written underneath the titles.”

Could the Chinese have been here first? This is just one of the many questions left to the remaining habitants of Earth after China’s successful program to rocket the entire continent into space over a decade ago.

“It appears the Chinese have left us a big hole, in more ways than one.” stated Woodruff.

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Astute reader Dominic has opened up the dark and mysterious world of the Reptoids to this humble author. I will now share with you my findings on these frightening creatures:

• The Vast Reptoid Conspiracy.
• Could superman, and Zelda (from the video games) be part of the Reptoid underground?
• The Reptoid Research Center.
• A bunch of things that are absolutely true, because it’s a comic strip.
• One person’s fight against reptile possession.
• Do Reptoids inhabit a vast city underneath LA?

Positively frightening!

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