August 25th, 2007
Suck Insurance
(4 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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Do you live in constant fear that you might one day trip on your bangs during a live performance? Got a bassist that always smells like baby laxative? Got a drummer that’s been to the free clinic more times than a Columbian prostitute? You might be worried about your musical career, and with good reason. With more and more young artists like yourself succumbing to the pressures that only screaming hordes of teenage girls can provide, it might be time for you to make a smart decision.
Choose Jagger insurance, because we’ve been there. We know what it’s like to find a dead body on your tour bus, and we’re here to help. With rates as low as 65%, can you afford to pass this up?
August 25th, 2007 at 4:04 am
A lot of bands should get that insurance. I’m currently thinking of Tokio Hotel, which you may or may not know, but I can’t imagine them staying together for a long time. That is, after they get past puberty and get a real life.
Also, I got the painting+drawing. I love it. Has an ironical twist to it, ’cause I’ve occasionally called myself Icarus in the past.
August 25th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Know anyone addicted to MMORPG’s? If not, I could tell you a bit about my cousin.. and well my husband and myself… how we met and all . Anyway you should do a comic based on the “devoted” life of a MMORPG player. Some people actually make living playing games like WoW or EQ, even Lineage 2! If anyone needs job insurance like fad bands it should be these guys.
South Park even made an episode about the wonderful life of a WoW player. But the thing is… the guys who are addicted to these games are 35 year old men living with their moms.
So creepy, but I could see them having a large role in the future. Trust me I have met people on these games from the deepest depths of war zones!