The Population grew at an alarming rate for the first half of the 21st century. Many had tried to claim that poor education and the lack of effective contraceptives were to blame. From our vantage point it’s easy to see the correlation between the population explosion, and the free access to Barry White albums with a deal on boxed wine delivery provided by the internet.

Thankfully, before the population reached standing room only, reproduction became heavily taxed. This did lead to a slight backlash within the richest part of the population, as they found it fashionable to have enough children for a cricket tournament. Which only lasted a generation due to the trend of playing cricket with balls made of uranium-235.

The only place on earth without a tax on reproduction is Texas, because if you can figure out how to have sex in -50 degree weather, you deserve to have a free baby. Even our most hardened explorers have gotten their fingers frozen to their zippers.

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