It has been said by many human descendants that the creation of life on earth had very little to do with science. Indeed, the earliest bacteria to arrive on earth were placed by the amateur hand of an Alpha Centaurian adolescent. It was later revealed that the creation of life on earth didn’t even win second place in the Alpha Centaurian juried art show. Perhaps because judging for the show coincided with the second world war on earth.

Earth currently remains pinned to galactic fridge of our creator’s parents. We are thankful for their parents love, and yet with heavy hlungs (what our hearts and lungs evolved into) we remember the rest of our missing solar system, which was traded for a pulsar, and a pair of binary stars from our creator’s neighbor.

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