Fart Prohibition
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Due to a viral strain of restless leg syndrome, a law was passed which made it illegal for anyone to fart in a public area. This law was upheld by a special task force of undercover police officers named “The smellotron thugs”. During their reign of terror, they were feared and hated by the general populace, especially after the salad bar massacre of 2027. The Smellotron thugs were notorious for their brutal tactics involving flamethrowers, which they claimed would sanitize any known farts quickly within a small area.
One cannot mention the fart prohibition without mentioning the burrito underground, the only successful opposition to the thugs. Known to use subterranean drainage pipes as their means of stealthy transportation, they single handedly exposed the illegal actions of the prohibition committee, and blew the whistle on their dealings with the drug industry. They delivered their findings wrapped in foil, during a rather lengthy republican filibuster.
The burrito expose, as it came to be called, denounced the drug companies for being the actual creators of the viral strain of restless leg syndrome, and in league with GlaxoSmithKline (the creators of the popular pharmaceutical, Beano) made sure it could only be transmitted through farts. Their findings also provided a cure for restless leg syndrom, which involved exercise and eating right. They were shot on the spot.
September 1st, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Hehe, this one is really funny to me. My grandmother did her best to keep my sister and I “lady like”, but I don’t think I could ever see myself in makeup…yuck! We wern’t allowed to make any un-lady like noises, like blow our nose or sneeze or even think of passing gas in any room other than the restroom.
Though she failed. Oh man she failed so bad! Once she told me with all seriousness that I was going to kill my husband because I farted in the same room as him.