September 27th, 2007
Beta Testing Pick Up Lines
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Loading ...It’s sad, but most pick up lines don’t ever get out of beta testing. They’re riddled with bugs. The errors usually become fatal within the first few seconds leaving the user hanging and alone. Of course men, being men, have spent all their time developing the perfect recipient to pick up lines as opposed to developing working pick up lines. This is called the “It’s not me, it’s them” school of programming.
September 27th, 2007 at 10:59 am
The only pick up line any man would ever need is a simple offer of money in some sort of way. It would work, even if some women say it wouldn’t.
The bohemian in me offered love to the penniless romantic that I now claim as my husband, and I still feel the greatest bliss when I am near him.
The money thing would work. But the woman will never fall out of love with your money and in true love with you. It is great for young men who don’t plan to marry in the near future.
September 27th, 2007 at 11:30 am
heh, but what young man has money nowadays? So if we’re all poor does that mean it’s the renaissance of true love? Interesting ideas…
September 27th, 2007 at 11:53 am
This will be an awesome work joke, as I work for a company that refines games.
http://www.powerupgames.com
September 27th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Perfect, I was thinking about all you testers when I wrote this one