February 11th, 2008
Strange Customs
Just like a man, can’t remember when valentine’s day is. Maybe I’ll call up Hallmark, they’ll remind me.
Just like a man, can’t remember when valentine’s day is. Maybe I’ll call up Hallmark, they’ll remind me.
February 11th, 2008 at 2:32 am
This is excellent! I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a pairing of aliens and Valentine’s Day.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Very funny. On behalf of all aliens/earth women, I remind you that Planetary destruction of your ass is imminent this Thursday February 14th. unless you stock up on a cache of non-lethal ammunition. Large boxes of chocolates, large bouquets of flowers, and one large Dutch oven are recommended. (As spokesperson, the last should be mailed directly to me.) And do not forget the compliments. It is best to spread them as lavishly and genuinely as possible. Good luck.