Nightly workout includes:

Trunk Crunches: 2 reps
Fence Jumping: 2 reps
Swimming: 2 laps
Cross Country Running: 20miles*

*dog evasion optional

Compared to the Mexicans, Americans are terrible fence jumpers. What are we going to do when global warming makes a huge mega-ultra storm freeze the northeast, and we all have to go to Mexico to survive? How can we have watched “The Day After Tommorrow”, and still be this unprepared?

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

The answer is teamwork.

This entry was posted on Friday, February 22nd, 2008 at 12:00 am and is filed under Comics. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.