March 27th, 2008
Is that a Collider in Your Pocket?
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
Loading ...A certain internet person made a certain cartoon that reminds me of a certain cartoon that I made a few moments in time before that certain person made theirs. C’mon Randall, lets see how big your collider is. (Yes this is a fantasy that I have).
This is in no way meant to demean said person named Randall Monroe. I like his cartoons, and think they’re quite funny, in a very sexy way. Please kiss me with science.
Who here likes stickers?
March 27th, 2008 at 9:00 am
OOooooh Oooh! ME! ME! I LIKE STICKERS AND MY KIDS DO TOOO. You have to start working the younger audience - they will be your bread & butter some day.
March 27th, 2008 at 11:42 am
i do!!! i need at least one; for my laptop… to make it pretty, and stuff…
March 27th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Sticky sticky stickers ! I want !
March 27th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Jeremy,
Hey did you get my e-mail? Drop me a line when you get a chance. thanks
March 27th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
OMFG I LOVE STICKERSSSSS!!!
March 27th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
We here at Bork and Stool find nothing promising about the younger audience. In fact, we’re firm believers that children should either be used as food or fuel. That’s the only way they can benefit us if they don’t understand science. The next time your child brings you a drawing they’ve done, take a good look at it. Take a good look at them. Could you ever truly see them working for NASA? Or for us? We’ll have nothing to do with your spawn and their horrible coloring techniques. Put them to good use. In the furnace.
That being said, I LIKE STICKERS!!!!
March 27th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Okay, since that last comment, our stocks have dropped dramatically. So we here at Bork and Stool would like to change our public stance on children. I, for one, love them. I embrace them continuously. I even have my own collection of children. Ones that were left alone on playgrounds. Or at least ignored by uncaring parents for a few seconds. I keep them all in my basement (that has since been converted to a play room) and I give them lots of kisses! Wait… the stocks are still dropping?? Damn you, people of America! Make up your minds!!!
March 27th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
I for one long for the day of fully formed iBabies the ones you can pick up at the apple store and are all uniformly shaped.
p.s. Bork and Stool should stop spending their corporate earnings on records of the vinyl variety and start visiting its friendly friends.
March 28th, 2008 at 12:30 am
We here at Bork and Stool have not bought records of the vinyl variety for quite some time. Meaning a week or two. We have, however, pooled our finances into the purchasing of assless chaps of the vinyl variety. We would, however, enjoy a good visit to your lovely city and all the iBabies it has to offer.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Why? So you can take all the iBabies to your basement and give them lots of kisses? Do we need to call someone about you?