McCain Promises to Stop the Future

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McCain Promises to Stop the Future

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

It takes thirty gas powered fans to make McCain hover above the ground like that. The same can be accomplished cleanly with magnets, but he wouldn’t be able to collect a subsidy check.

McCain may not remember exactly what he promised.
McCain is pretty old apparently.
McCain wanted to give us gas.
McCain’s turgidity is not in question.
McCain’s Trail […]