April 1st, 2008
Suffer no More
(7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
Loading ...We of the future have drugs for every negative body function. Instead of eating and sleeping, we take a regiment of 200 pills a day. We are alert and active our entire lives. I just wish we had something worthwhile to do.
Updizzle: WTTF will return to it’s normal schedule on monday. Jeremy only took 199 pills today and as a result has contracted the flu. We, the sentient robots that pretend to be the internet persona known as “Jeremy” apologize for this break in your daily humor transfusion.
April 1st, 2008 at 1:27 am
what is that aminal in panel 2?! it looks like a cross between a deranged rabbit, dog and pig…
also, methinks those side effects would be the downfall of the drug. how do we know it’s working if it doesn’t make us feel like crap?
April 1st, 2008 at 2:48 am
LOL Love it. I’m so sick of the pharmacolonization of everything we inhabit.
Poor slugs. Mmm, playing in front yard. Ahhh. Sigh.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:15 am
Yeh, because cancerous sea slugs is the last thing we need. And an increased sense of self worth? Why would you give people false hope like that
April 1st, 2008 at 8:51 am
Funny you should mention deranged rabbit / dog / pigs. This is my latest running gag, I call him “Hover dog”. Most quadrupeds look very similar in cartoon silhouettes. (Don’t tell them I said that, they’ll think I’m racist).
April 1st, 2008 at 9:05 am
sea slugs! poor cute little cancerous things!
Is that spelled right? I don’t care, the fever has taken hold of my brain while I’ve been trying to study vectors!
April 1st, 2008 at 1:14 pm
bwahahahahahhaahhaaha, last panel made me lol. really. as in LOUD.
April 1st, 2008 at 4:49 pm
200 pills a day sounds like the ray kurzweil method
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
*runs out and knocks down giant card house* whew…I think I found a lump.