WTTF: The Cartoons of Jeremy Hitchcock
Intern #5603 Faces Immortality

Intern #5603 Faces Immortality

I find it weird the word life is the possessive in the sentence “Your life’s accomplishments”. They are not yours, they are your life’s.

Today is my birthday and I’m feeling generous. If you would like an official WTTF sticker, write a comment on this cartoon and include your e-mail (don’t worry, it will not be sold to the government, they can steal it before it even gets to me). This does not apply to people that have already received a sticker, I’m not made of stickers (I’m made of water and pinkish red goo). Instructions will be sent to you from my super secret e-mail address that I’m sure the government already has.

HAPPY EARTH DAY!

WTTF in the wild
Photo courtesy of Kate Timke, who is possibly my biggest fan (direct all duel challenges to her).

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Discussion (31)¬

  1. Anish says:

    Happy Bday Jeremy,

    -A happy sticker owner

  2. Dave says:

    Happy Birthday!

    And as a non-sticker owner, thank you for the offer!

  3. wendell says:

    When I resume updating my comics blog, I’ll say nice things about your strip even if I don’t get a sticker. (But if I do, they’ll be even nicer. Even Google has to sometimes be a little evil.)

  4. Baku says:

    I want a sticker pleasseee~

    the.baku@yahoo.com

    NOT A STICKER OWNER. D=

  5. hoppzor says:

    happy birthday generous sticker-giving awesome-comic-making man

  6. Johan Tenge says:

    I too would enjoy being sent a sticker.

    I promise to think long and hard about where to place it. :)

  7. Dominic says:

    Hi! Sticker would be awesome. One more item to show people how FRICKEN INDIE I am or maybe just not ’cause I really am not. Happy birthday, too! I wonder whether you’re going anywhere with this arclike thing, it’s pretty odd already. Kate, I’d duel you but I don’t think the odds are in my favor.

  8. James R. says:

    Mmm, free things…

  9. Simon says:

    Bon anniversaire, nos voeux les plus sincères
    Que ces quelques fleurs vous apportent le bonheur
    Que l’année entière vous soit douce et légère
    Et que l’an fini nous soyons tous réunis
    Pour chanter ensemble
    Bon anniversaire
    Bon anniversaire… ON WHEELS!

    A “happy birthday” song in French, AND with an obscure internet joke. How much more classy can you get? Sticker? Yes please! I’m a recent reader and have spent about two nights going through the archives, and you totally rock.

  10. Matthew says:

    I’d love a sticker, It’ll go right on my server next to my bed so I see it when I wake up. Happy Birthday!

  11. Karen says:

    Happy 18 hours of hard labor!!!!
    Happy Birthday Jeremy.
    Love you

  12. Annie says:

    I would like a sticker!

    Writing our own obituaries makes us look like we’re lonely.

  13. Mike says:

    Hehe… ‘the world is burning’

    awesome comic Jeremy.

    I can has sticker?

    Happy Birthday! I’d write it in Russian, but the phrasing has escaped me…

  14. Another Dominic says:

    I kid you not, this is a different Dominic to above. still… o_O

    Happy Birthday mate (yeah, Aussie, not british). Hope you had a good one. Also, I can only hope that my obituary has a picture of some form of mythical being. Like a gryffin, or an honest politician. OOH, SNAP!!! :P

  15. Rory says:

    Happy Birthday! Nice shameless plug, by the way. Been a reader (in the dark, by RSS light) for quite a while and really enjoy your comic. Keep up the good work and many happy returns!

    rory54@gmail.com

    -not a sticker owner… but I would proudly wear one!

  16. Christy says:

    Happy birthday! Hope it’s wonderful.

    From another proud sticker owner.

  17. koshka says:

    Am I your biggest fan? or am I just easily amused and obnoxiously vocal about it?

    Oh, happy birthday! Good job on not being dead yet!

  18. Alex says:

    Happy Birthday!

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  20. Kim says:

    Yay! I want a sticker. I shall spend all day at work thinking of where to put it. (Yay! No thinking about work)

    Oh, and Happy Birthday, I love the comic.

  21. Tom says:

    Sticker would be awesome =]

    omgwtfnoob@hotmail.co.uk

  22. David Richards says:

    Hey, Happy Birthday! Mine’s today, too. I have never posted here before, but I think that this is a great comic. I hope someday it really pays off for you.

  23. I would like a sticker now that you mention it.

    And a unicorn too.

    Happy Birthday!

  24. Brian says:

    You have made my day.
    Way to represent all things unicorn.

  25. Brian says:

    Oh. Right. Happy birthday.

  26. Tomical says:

    Oh happy birthday! I don’t know if you know this, but your comic is very good. Yup. Also, thank you for your wonderful link page. That too is full of great comics.

  27. Samantha says:

    I read this every day and have never left a comment, but this sticker has convinced me to do so. I hope you have a wonderful birthday.

  28. Happy Birthday, other Jeremy. Would love to spread the gospel with a wttf sticker. But if it’s too much trouble to send one to China… I’ll understand.

    (p.s. - I’m really not you)

  29. Stuey says:

    I think your comics are awesome, and I would love a sticker with your art on it

  30. Cheodo says:

    Grats. Plus, we have a con coming up that I would love to sell some of your merchandise at. I’ll be in touch (and wanting a sticker)

  31. Jeremy says:

    Check your e-mails for super secret correspondence from the great robot overlord.

    Comments are now closed and stickers will soon be sent out, thanks to all that gave me birthday wishes, it’s good to be loved.

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