Intern #5603 Faces Immortality
I find it weird the word life is the possessive in the sentence “Your life’s accomplishments”. They are not yours, they are your life’s.
Today is my birthday and I’m feeling generous. If you would like an official WTTF sticker, write a comment on this cartoon and include your e-mail (don’t worry, it will not be sold to the government, they can steal it before it even gets to me). This does not apply to people that have already received a sticker, I’m not made of stickers (I’m made of water and pinkish red goo). Instructions will be sent to you from my super secret e-mail address that I’m sure the government already has.
HAPPY EARTH DAY!
Photo courtesy of Kate Timke, who is possibly my biggest fan (direct all duel challenges to her).


(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)







April 22nd, 2008 at 1:51 am
Happy Bday Jeremy,
-A happy sticker owner
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:56 am
Happy Birthday!
And as a non-sticker owner, thank you for the offer!
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:03 am
When I resume updating my comics blog, I’ll say nice things about your strip even if I don’t get a sticker. (But if I do, they’ll be even nicer. Even Google has to sometimes be a little evil.)
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:34 am
I want a sticker pleasseee~
the.baku@yahoo.com
NOT A STICKER OWNER. D=
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:34 am
happy birthday generous sticker-giving awesome-comic-making man
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:14 am
I too would enjoy being sent a sticker.
I promise to think long and hard about where to place it.
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:48 am
Hi! Sticker would be awesome. One more item to show people how FRICKEN INDIE I am or maybe just not ’cause I really am not. Happy birthday, too! I wonder whether you’re going anywhere with this arclike thing, it’s pretty odd already. Kate, I’d duel you but I don’t think the odds are in my favor.
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:55 am
Mmm, free things…
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:21 am
Bon anniversaire, nos voeux les plus sincères
Que ces quelques fleurs vous apportent le bonheur
Que l’année entière vous soit douce et légère
Et que l’an fini nous soyons tous réunis
Pour chanter ensemble
Bon anniversaire
Bon anniversaire… ON WHEELS!
A “happy birthday” song in French, AND with an obscure internet joke. How much more classy can you get? Sticker? Yes please! I’m a recent reader and have spent about two nights going through the archives, and you totally rock.
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:15 am
I’d love a sticker, It’ll go right on my server next to my bed so I see it when I wake up. Happy Birthday!
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:23 am
Happy 18 hours of hard labor!!!!
Happy Birthday Jeremy.
Love you
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:53 am
I would like a sticker!
Writing our own obituaries makes us look like we’re lonely.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:15 am
Hehe… ‘the world is burning’
awesome comic Jeremy.
I can has sticker?
Happy Birthday! I’d write it in Russian, but the phrasing has escaped me…
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:50 am
I kid you not, this is a different Dominic to above. still… o_O
Happy Birthday mate (yeah, Aussie, not british). Hope you had a good one. Also, I can only hope that my obituary has a picture of some form of mythical being. Like a gryffin, or an honest politician. OOH, SNAP!!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:10 am
Happy Birthday! Nice shameless plug, by the way. Been a reader (in the dark, by RSS light) for quite a while and really enjoy your comic. Keep up the good work and many happy returns!
rory54@gmail.com
-not a sticker owner… but I would proudly wear one!
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:33 am
Happy birthday! Hope it’s wonderful.
From another proud sticker owner.
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:04 am
Am I your biggest fan? or am I just easily amused and obnoxiously vocal about it?
Oh, happy birthday! Good job on not being dead yet!
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Happy Birthday!
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 am
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April 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Yay! I want a sticker. I shall spend all day at work thinking of where to put it. (Yay! No thinking about work)
Oh, and Happy Birthday, I love the comic.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Sticker would be awesome =]
omgwtfnoob@hotmail.co.uk
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Hey, Happy Birthday! Mine’s today, too. I have never posted here before, but I think that this is a great comic. I hope someday it really pays off for you.
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I would like a sticker now that you mention it.
And a unicorn too.
Happy Birthday!
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:11 pm
You have made my day.
Way to represent all things unicorn.
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Oh. Right. Happy birthday.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Oh happy birthday! I don’t know if you know this, but your comic is very good. Yup. Also, thank you for your wonderful link page. That too is full of great comics.
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:19 pm
I read this every day and have never left a comment, but this sticker has convinced me to do so. I hope you have a wonderful birthday.
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Happy Birthday, other Jeremy. Would love to spread the gospel with a wttf sticker. But if it’s too much trouble to send one to China… I’ll understand.
(p.s. - I’m really not you)
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
I think your comics are awesome, and I would love a sticker with your art on it
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:02 am
Grats. Plus, we have a con coming up that I would love to sell some of your merchandise at. I’ll be in touch (and wanting a sticker)
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Check your e-mails for super secret correspondence from the great robot overlord.
Comments are now closed and stickers will soon be sent out, thanks to all that gave me birthday wishes, it’s good to be loved.