Bleachbot: The First WTTF T-shirt
Pre-order this shirt until July 23rd for only $15
Introducing bleachbot, a softly bleached T-shirt with nothing but your best interests in mind. Made from the fine folks at American Apparel, and hand bleached by yours truly. This is the shirt for anyone that wants something I’ve had my gloved hands all over. Fulfill your creepiest stalker desires now.
Every bleachbot shirt is a 50/50 blend of polyester and cotton. They come pre-washed, and ready to wear when delivered to the door of your apocalypse bunker.
Each bleachbot shirt will vary slightly in texture and color (between a brownish gold, and a silver color), which will only serve to enhance your uniqueness within the great cogs of society’s machine.
Pre-sale orders will start shipping on the 23rd of July, and the price will go up to $17 dollars after that.
Shipping is $3 within the United States, and $7 internationally (%8 sales tax will be added for NY residents only):





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Rock on man! Welcome to capitalism. Anxiously await mine so I can now be a walking billboard for you in the alleyways of San Francisco.
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I haven’t spammed any usenets actually, if it happened it was not me. Do you have an example of this so I might find out the who what when where why questions? I’d prefer this site wasn’t affiliated with spam.
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