August 26th, 2008
Hitting the Bull’s Eye
(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
Loading ...Dear internet friends, Thank you for all the kind words about beating up the guy who stole my car, and starting a posse. We would be the most silhouetted posse ever!
As a manner of thanks, let me share with you a new catchphrase I’ve been developing. Whenever you eat nasty food like greasy pizza or curry or anything you know is not even going to consider being digested, you say it’s going “straight to DVD”. Do it for Toby.
August 26th, 2008 at 12:36 am
I was drinking water while reading this. You owe me a new keyboard. thankfully, the Q button still works. I’m writing this out on my iPhone, because I can afford that shit, because I’m an important CEO.
I oft imagine you in the buff.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Dear Bork and Stool,
You give me the boing boings.
Sincerely,
Captain First Class Private General Felcher
August 31st, 2008 at 7:37 pm
The next t-shirt should not be a t-shirt but instead a pair of those too-short girls’ shorts. You know, the ones where you usually find a heart on one side or the name of her college in big block letters. The slogan will read “THE CRAP STARTS HERE”.