This comic actually brings up a great point: Creationists want to cherry-pick science, reaping its benefits in certain areas, while rejecting parts that inconveniently challenge them.
Sucked. We should be attacking the military industrial complex and both sides of the aisle in Washingtoon, and again, we play into the hands of partisan politics and identity politics.
lame. we get the government we deserve with all these”electable” candidates.
Wow - so funny… look, anyone who believes in something different from me should die!!!one!!11!!!!eleven!!! You’re obviously a close-minded prick who thniks no-one should be allowed to believe what they wish, and all should instead conform to your viewpoint.
When your viewpoint threatens the validity of millions of childrens’ education by forcing pseudo-science bullshit onto them so you can feel better about yourself and your place in the universe, you’re a prick who deserves to die.
Of course you can’t negate the laws of science just by walking through a door. Science is but a small aspect of God, not the other way around, which is what atheists fail to understand in their ignorance.
lol at butthurt christians who can’t take a joke. Also, you can believe whatever the flip you want, but you’re almost certainly wrong unless you have science to back it up.
remember the good old days, when the credulous believed so passionately that they offed themselves to get to heaven sooner? we need more faith in the faithful.
If you would stop being the close-minded fool you seek to satirize, and do some actual open-minded research on the Bible and it’s ties to science, you would find the two actually go hand in hand. And speaking of faith, aren’t you putting your faith in a man who ended up disagreeing with his own theory? One last thing. Think of it like this: if you completely disassembled a wristwatch, gears and springs and all, placed all the pieces in a plastic baggie, and shook it for, say, a few billion years, do you honestly think you’ll eventually get a complete working wristwatch?
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I was scared when you said you were gonna stop doing silhouettes, but these are awesome too.
Go you.
Thanks Brandon, I will keep going. Especially after that greasy pizza I just had.
No squirrel and cupcake? (0_o)
Awesome - very funny.
Heh, heh. At the nub of it, you cannot pick and choose your science. Why I always run the other way when I hear, “I don’t believe in XXXX.”
Your not believing in (scientific topic of choice) doesn’t mean that your wishful thinking is true.
This comic actually brings up a great point: Creationists want to cherry-pick science, reaping its benefits in certain areas, while rejecting parts that inconveniently challenge them.
“i regret nothinnnnnngggggggggg…………”
It’s a tragedy that 4chan lingo has become as ubiquitous as it is.
Nice. I am doing my own religious jokes at my own comic: Han and Basho.
Thanks for the laugh!
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“I can see my house from heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrre….”
Sucked. It was dumb.
Dude you hit the nail right on the head.
http://www.anonweb.eu.tc
Sucked. We should be attacking the military industrial complex and both sides of the aisle in Washingtoon, and again, we play into the hands of partisan politics and identity politics.
lame. we get the government we deserve with all these”electable” candidates.
Found this through digg, love it
Now on my daily rotation.
iI’m surprised at how much more I like these figures over the old ones.
great idea
Wow - so funny… look, anyone who believes in something different from me should die!!!one!!11!!!!eleven!!! You’re obviously a close-minded prick who thniks no-one should be allowed to believe what they wish, and all should instead conform to your viewpoint.
Really funny! Good job!
When your viewpoint threatens the validity of millions of childrens’ education by forcing pseudo-science bullshit onto them so you can feel better about yourself and your place in the universe, you’re a prick who deserves to die.
Of course you can’t negate the laws of science just by walking through a door. Science is but a small aspect of God, not the other way around, which is what atheists fail to understand in their ignorance.
lol at butthurt christians who can’t take a joke. Also, you can believe whatever the flip you want, but you’re almost certainly wrong unless you have science to back it up.
remember the good old days, when the credulous believed so passionately that they offed themselves to get to heaven sooner? we need more faith in the faithful.
If you would stop being the close-minded fool you seek to satirize, and do some actual open-minded research on the Bible and it’s ties to science, you would find the two actually go hand in hand. And speaking of faith, aren’t you putting your faith in a man who ended up disagreeing with his own theory? One last thing. Think of it like this: if you completely disassembled a wristwatch, gears and springs and all, placed all the pieces in a plastic baggie, and shook it for, say, a few billion years, do you honestly think you’ll eventually get a complete working wristwatch?
Well… he didn’t have faith… XD