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A Giant Hadron For These Debates

A Giant Hadron For These Debates

It’s way more likely that a lightening bolt will strike McCain instead of a black hole swallowing him up. It’s much cheaper to make a Tesla coil…

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Discussion (44)¬

  1. Stacy says:

    Oh yes, now that’s a great cartoon.

    As for what is more likely, it is more likely to me that Mrs Palin will seduce Mr McCain, and at the moment he reaches climax, she will eat him, like a certain species of spider.

  2. psi*psi says:

    Your comic officially rocks my world. <3

  3. koshka says:

    the lone giant googly eye fills me with glee!

    to stacy: i doubt mccain could get it up, even with that special blue pill, so palin will just have to kill him in a much less exciting way..

  4. LittleJ says:

    You missed one. If you put it in the middle, you could have hit both.

  5. Dehrk says:

    Nice strip. If you’re actually changing the name of the comic, shouldn’t you also change the title tags in your html/php/whatever you use?

  6. giggity says:

    That was my thought Little J

  7. Bork and Stool says:

    Attention Dehrk. Your name sounds like Dick and Dork put together. We here at Bork and Stool would like to offer you a job at our main offices. However, these so-called “suggestions” of yours will keep you locked in the mail room at night. If you truly want to advance yourself in life, you must felch your way to the top. There is no glass ceiling for those who put curly straws to good use.

  8. jem says:

    I love it!

  9. feckineejit says:

    What you don’t mention is that McCain was against the LHC until he heard of its destructive power and then he jumped on board.

  10. Ben says:

    This is great. Thanks for the laugh.

  11. If that depiction of the LHC console is not a reference/homage/whatever to Another World (AKA Out of This World), then I will buy a hat and eat it.

    Reference video (1:14, 2:43)

  12. dree-volver says:

    Love the strip, thought maybe I could help.

  13. Jason McCarthy says:

    This is the most retarded thing I’ve ever seen. Regardless of how you feel about McCain or Obama, there’s nothing funny about this.

  14. muffbone says:

    If this happened I’d probably be the happiest person ever. Obama ftw.

  15. I_AM_RESISTY says:

    Why did the black hole burp?

  16. koshka says:

    jason: simmer the fuck down.

  17. Jeremy says:

    Black hole burps are also called: Hawking Radiation.

  18. Jeremy says:

    Thanks dree-volver, but that still looks like a white guy in black face to me.

  19. gr says:

    On how to make black people in a b&w strip: light grey pointillism.

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  21. Chris says:

    I would totally buy a tshirt with that last panel on it. SCIENCE!

  22. fumantis says:

    Well… I get it, but it’s not likely that Barack will need the assistance of a BH or anything else to win. Rationality and continence FTW!

  23. Tatarize says:

    Somehow gauging from being 7-12% up in the polling, I doubt there’s any need for help.

  24. The Chemist says:

    Ever hear of “hatching”?

    Meanwhile, Obama’s ears are a little small for caricature.

  25. llewelly says:

    fumantis, thank you for the phrase ‘Rationality and continence’ . I had wondered why there was so much excrement spewing out of McCain’s campaign these last few months.

  26. mousomer says:

    Oh, no! how could you post this? Now that you have exposed our plan, the government will plant it’s own people at the LHC. We’re doomed!!

  27. Teddy says:

    Smashtacity is the greatest word in the english language, and I will seek to use it in all my smashtastic sentences.

    TRH

  28. Tom says:

    Please crank that up a bit more to suck ALL of them out of Washington…..

  29. Wer says:

    I see a shirt here.

  30. Andy says:

    Thought the comic wasn’t all that funny, but *love* the t-shirt :)

  31. Eric says:

    I agree with Tom. A politian is a politician is a politician ….

  32. madelyn says:

    Uhh barack is the douche that wants to put computer chips in people.

  33. Bork and Stool says:

    To all people who dislike WTTF, and feel that the regulars here care about your negative opinions, we here at Bork and Stool want you to die twice. To the one who mentioned Another World, we want to give you a job and a million dollars.

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  35. Jerry w says:

    How dare you? That was such a rude title that I ………
    Oh wait a minute, it says “Hadron”, not “Hardon”.
    Nevermind.

    Jerry w
    http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

  36. Timefly says:

    LittleJ has the right idea.

  37. boony says:

    madelyn : Yeah, he’s also a Muslim, the anti-Christ, a commie, and he hangs out with his terrorist buddies all night drinking the blood of young Christians.
    Now, take another spoonful of stupid, and go back to watching FOX News.

  38. Allanimal says:

    Seriously, can we get that last panel as a T-shirt?
    I’d probably buy a couple….

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