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2008

September 5|‘Tis the Season
September 4|Teach the Youths
September 3|Shakespere Gets Pillaged
September 2|The Importance of Giving
September 1|McCain Announces VP Nomination
August 29|Art Strikes Again
August 28|Meanwhile at Pixar
August 27|The Perfect Match
August 26|Hitting the Bull’s Eye
August 25|Reasons to Drink
August 22|Unattainable Wealth
August 21|A Transparent White House
August 20|Can I Get a Creationism is Loony?
August 19|New York vs. Small Business
August 18|A Clever Disguise
August 15|The Best Defense
August 14|Our Closest Neighbors
August 13|Mars, The Next Step
August 12|NASA vs. The White House
August 11|Life On Mars Week
August 8|The Olympic Opening Ceremonies
August 7|Biking The Solar System
August 6|Open Source Relationship
August 5|Fame Flies Away
August 4|Where’s Your Head At?
August 1|A Good Time to Die
July 31|Ominous Rain
July 30|Counter Starrorism
July 29|In My Pants
July 28|Size Differentials
July 25|A Subtle Hint
July 24|Passing the Time
July 23|What the Future Will Bring
July 22|Allowed to be Free
July 21|The Perks of Metamorphosis
July 18|Never Feel Lonely Again
July 17|The Utmost Cleanthiness
July 16|Keeping Clean
July 15|Sub-Reality Television
July 14|FISA: Fairies Involuntarily Sucking Anchormen
July 11|Intern #5603: Ed: The Sky
July 10|Intern #5603: Promoted
July 9|Intern #5603: A Chance
July 8|Intern #5603: Job Opening
July 7|Intern #5603: Goodbye
July 4|Intern #5603: Observing
July 3|Intern #5603: Sophie’s Job
July 2|Intern #5603: The Experience
July 1|Intern #5603: First Impressions
June 30|Intern #5603: Distractions
June 27|Morality Credits
June 26|Looking for Work
June 25|Nano Nano
June 24|Hoverpig: The Parent’s House
June 20|Spore Saved My Marriage
June 19|Hate Blockers
June 18|First Time Nerves
June 17|The Devil’s Having Problems
June 16|Hoverpig: The Origin
June 12|Hoverpig: Leaving Home
June 11|My Waves are Adequate
June 10|Helicopter Pilot
June 9|Passive Impatience
June 6|Giving Back
June 5|En-en-entropy
June 4|The Bad News
June 3|The MacBook Air
May 27|Eat Your Legs for Breakfast
May 26|Platypuses
May 23|My Last Day
May 22|Useful Work
May 21|Oil Men
May 20|Legacy
May 19|The New Digs
May 16|Priorities
May 15|The Road to Righteousness
May 14|Green Casino
May 13|I’ll Take You to the Candy Shop
May 12|The Staples of Culture
May 9|All in the Family
May 8|A Dream I Had
May 7|Genetically Deviant
May 6|Intern #5603 Has an Idea
May 5|Intern #5603: On the Job Training
May 2|Internet Piracy
May 1|A New Corporate Development
April 30|McCain Promises to Stop the Future
April 29|Two Thumbs in the Air
April 28|Housing Market Hits New Low
April 25|Logical Conclusions
April 24|Devolution Cocktail
April 23|Just Another Day at Work
April 22|Intern #5603 Faces Immortality
April 21|Summer Internship
April 18|Sharing is Fun
April 17|Box of Change
April 16|Toll Road into Flavor Country
April 15|How Low Can the Church go?
April 14|The Gentle Slide of Progress
April 11|The Big Freeze
April 10|Where Babies Come From
April 9|Antlers
April 8|Humanity: The Game
April 7|Yes it is
April 1|Suffer no More
March 31|High Risk, High Yield
March 28|The Full Brane
March 27|Is that a Collider in Your Pocket?
March 26|If this Family Tree is a Rockin’
March 25|The Neutrinos from Buffalo
March 24|Marriage in Cyberspace
March 21|Just a Word Anyway
March 20|Is But a Dream
March 19|WiFi Revolution
March 18|Plausible?
March 17|Vaudevillian Fail
March 14|Quirkily We Lust Along
March 13|Mandatory Self Employment
March 12|Brain Cell Recognition
March 11|Bird Flu Passé
March 10|Recession Pick-Up Lines
March 7|Real Skies
March 6|The Worthwhile Senate
March 5|Death and Supreme Knowledge
March 4|Death and Guilt
March 3|Beeping in the Atmosphere
February 29|Gnatz
February 28|Diamonds in the Rough
February 27|Goodbye Miami
February 26|Tax Evasion, Antarctica Style
February 25|Fratbot 2000
February 22|Exersleep
February 21|Lie Detection Glasses
February 20|Live from the Oval Office Studios
February 19|Making Socialism Work
February 18|The Elements of Seduction
February 15|Killed with Kindness
February 14|Lost Messages
February 13|Ultimate Power
February 12|Armageddon Humor
February 11|Strange Customs
February 8|Gut Feeling
February 7|It’s My Birthday, and I’ll Die if I Want to
February 6|The Big Dump
February 5|The Latest Fashion
February 4|Bathroom Scene
February 1|Hadron Collider Finds the epic LULZ Particle
January 31|The Loneliest Number
January 30|Of Course This War is Winnable
January 29|The Happier Economy
January 28|Setting a Good Example
January 25|The Stars are Beautiful
January 24|Life in Tubes
January 23|Mmmmmelty
January 22|Starving In Space
January 21|Transcendence Express
January 18|Idle Chit Chat
January 17|The Time Machine
January 16|Imminent Doom
January 15|Time Tunnel Turn On
January 14|Solidarity Slashing
January 11|Legalized Absinthe
January 10|Quantum Computer
January 9|Back Alley Philosophers
January 8|The Writer’s Strike
January 7|Virtual Domestic Dispute
January 4|The Warning Tattoo
January 3|Decadent Juice
January 2|The Good Word
January 1|Welcome to the Future

2007

December 31|Ain’t No Party Like a Physics Party
December 30|Baking with Feminism
December 29|It Was Good to be King
December 28|The Spice Must Flow
December 27|Diversified Confessional
December 26|Filibuster My Pants
December 25|Christmas in America
December 24|Tapeworm Lobbyists
December 23|The Energy Solution 2008
December 22|Anti-Atheist Scarecrow
December 21|Internet Infamy
December 20|LULsquad attack
December 19|2 Girls 1 Cup II
December 18|Real God or Fake God?
December 17|Internet Famous Week
December 16|Preserving the Message
December 15|Escaping Reality
December 14|A Worthwhile Escape
December 13|The Corn Ethanol Conspiracy
December 12|Paddywagon to Nowhere
December 11|Pepper Spray Concerns
December 10|Eco-Terrorism Week
December 9|GPS Grave Locator
December 8|Just Hanging Out and Junk
December 7|Environmental odyssey 2007
December 6|NYC 2.0
December 5|A Flavorpocalypse!
December 4|The Easy Way to Get in Shape
December 3|Conventional Wisdom
December 2|Misunderstood
December 1|Lovesick Sun
November 30|Opposite Extremeties
November 29|Classic Myspace Photo
November 28|Expensive Hallucinations
November 27|Fleeting Falling Fabulous Freedom
November 26|Tubular Waves of E8 Connectivity
November 25|Lorentzian Pants Party
November 24|The Bible Was Right
November 23|Global Coverup
November 22|Twang!
November 21|Chronic Weekend Lonliness Disorder
November 20|A Question for God
November 19|Body Massage Machine Go
November 18|Wavicles
November 17|News of the Internet
November 16|Trading Freedoms
November 15|You’re not Leaving?
November 14|In Respone to Lions for Lambs
November 13|Cosplaying with Fire
November 12|How I Like it
November 11|Shake Hands with Beef
November 10|Feed the Google
November 9|Insect Intelligence
November 8|Global Warming Signs
November 7|Simulated Intelligence
November 6|Probing with our Stomachs
November 5|Coming to Terms
November 4|Retirement Tadpoles
November 3|Smokestack V. Glacier
November 2|P2P Networks
November 1|Show Me Your Nukes
October 31|Orbital Solar Energy Farms
October 30|Hiring a New President
October 29|Romantic Interruption
October 28|Vote Kasparov
October 27|After Hyrdrogen
October 26|South California Fires
October 25|Calling in Inspired
October 24|Dumbledore is Gay
October 23|Creepy Guy at the Coffee Shop
October 22|Baby Sit-O-Tron
October 21|Iced Coffee
October 20|Blog Subscribers
October 19|Maximum Trend Potential
October 18|Pollution Pick Up Lines
October 17|Electric Sheep
October 16|Pay What You Want Economy
October 15|Invisibility Shield
October 14|Bobbing for What?
October 13|Pumpkins Against Rudy
October 12|Blow Your Mind
October 11|Flying Cars
October 10|Scenes From Real Life
October 9|Theremin Dating Style
October 8|Time for a New Ice Age
October 7|The Cure for Baldness
October 6|CIA Plane Crashes in Yucatan
October 5|Just Like Our Real Child
October 4|Guns for Hire
October 3|A Moment for Sale
October 2|Anti-Advertising
October 1|Whale Songs
September 30|Got Viral?
September 29|Telekinetic Men
September 28|Baby Defense
September 27|Beta Testing Pick Up Lines
September 26|Believing in Love
September 25|World War 3
September 24|Original Advertising
September 23|The Girl Scouts
September 22|Wide Stance
September 21|A Slave to Passion
September 20|Robot Meets Human
September 19|No Mr. President
September 18|Shrodinger’s Elevator
September 17|Sexy GPS
September 16|The Recession Dance
September 15|Polar Bears
September 14|Microsoft Black Ops
September 13|Candyland
September 12|10 Job Interview Questions from the Future
September 11|Friendly Neighborhood Delivery Service
September 10|Coalition of Former Action Heroes
September 9|Bionic Fun Monkey
September 8|First Contact Pranks
September 7|Starting the Plagues
September 6|Betaphile
September 5|Freelancing Monsters
September 4|Pimp my Oak
September 3|The Truth about Fall Foliage
September 2|Road Rage for the Passive
September 1|Fart Prohibition
August 31|Federally Mandated Love Survey
August 30|New Disney Ride
August 29|Subliminal Sex
August 28|Art Vs. Science
August 27|Population Explosion
August 26|Spampaign
August 25|Suck Insurance
August 24|Interplanetary Laser
August 23|Why the Earth is Hollow
August 22|Country Home Restaurant
August 21|Future Lasik Eye Surgery
August 20|Subliminal Chef
August 19|Do You Hear What I Hear?
August 18|In the Age of Digital Libraries
August 17|Modern Cooking Lessons
August 16|How to Get Out of Jury Duty
August 15|Western Gun Fighter
August 14|Family History
August 13|Tonight on Fox News
August 12|Old Man Jogging
August 11|Unrealistic Advertising Services
August 10|Nuclear Yard Sale
August 9|Fruit of the War Crimes
August 8|Chicken Cock Fighters
August 7|Birth Control Blog
August 6|Nation of Manly Accommodation
August 5|Fighting Fire with Foam
August 4|The Island of Screenplay Writers
August 3|Under Cover Cow
August 2|Swooning for Science Books
August 1|Secret Cookie Microphones
July 31|Ghost Town
July 30|Clean Dishes
July 29|Cat Addictions
July 28|Splicing genes
July 27|World’s tallest building
July 26|Vampire Children
July 25|This moment
July 24|The birds and the bees
July 23|An Awesome Dress
July 22|Sideways Elevator
July 21|Jurrasic Park
July 20|Compensating
July 19|Harry Potter as a Running Mate
July 18|The New Revolution
July 17|An Apartment with Stairs
July 16|The Pyramids
July 15|Redesign time
July 14|Laboratory Mouse
July 13|Gangstah Whales
July 12|It’s Raining, it’s Pouring…
July 11|Gay Killer Whales
July 10|Cherry Thoughts
July 9|New Chompers
July 8|First Outside the Solar System
July 7|Radiation Suits
July 6|Subconscious Thoughts
July 5|Telepathy by AT&T
July 4|New Sunglasses
July 3|Art Deco Gecko
July 2|Bequeathed Bills to pay
July 1|Starting a Robot Family
June 30|Remember the 60’s?
June 29|Enemy Projectile
June 28|Why we Fight
June 27|Runner’s High
June 26|Dramatic Chipmunk
June 25|The i-Pope
June 24|Carbon Scrubbing Trees
June 23|Getting off this Planet
June 22|Cold War 2.0 Carnival
June 21|Uncle Dick’s House of Bunkers
June 20|Russian Cold War 2.0
June 19|Special Agent Spoiled Rotten
June 18|Cold War 2.0 Week
June 17|The Job Search
June 16|Ride the Uranium Pony
June 15|Blue-Footed Booby Tooth
June 14|How to Dump a Robot
June 13|The War on Censorship
June 12|The Universe is Expanding
June 11|The Good Old Days
June 10|The Nuclear Wave
June 9|A Good Team
June 8|Stay At Home Dad
June 7|Galapagos
June 6|Chernobyl Squirrel Attack
June 5|Spare Jersey
June 4|The Music Industry
June 3|Reruns
June 2|Fundamentalistsssss
June 1|LOLgate
May 31|Mainstream Fertilizer
May 30|The Bay of Potatoes
May 29|Potatoey Plot
May 28|Weapons of Mass Harvesting
May 27|LOLcat
May 26|Love and Marriage
May 25|Government 2.0
May 24|Stonerbot
May 23|Terrorist Negotiations
May 22|Armani Organs
May 21|The Surge
May 20|The Present
May 19|Our First Direct Connection
May 18|Calling Plan
May 17|Disease Mapper
May 16|Jesuit Jazzercise
May 15|Disney Recruitment
May 14|Auto-Enlightenment
May 13|Lying Laws
May 12|Mobile Irony
May 11|Practical Time Travel
May 10|Time Travelling Epic
May 9|Boycott the RIAA
May 8|Endless Skyscrapers
May 7|Budget Cuts at the Cryo Lab
May 6|Vulgar Combinations
May 5|Core Democracy
May 4|Premature Nova
May 3|Tranny Saturn
May 2|Black Holes
May 1|Oops Said Jupiter
April 30|Menopausal Earth
April 29|Excalibur for an iPod
April 28|Movie Quotes
April 27|Automated Dating Service
April 26|Sovereign Nation
April 25|Detroit What
April 24|Lifelike animatronics
April 23|The Guinea Pig Plan
April 22|Grand Canyon
April 21|McHealth Plan
April 20|New System of Measurement
April 19|Poor Tesla
April 18|Outside this Mall
April 17|Parsing Code
April 16|Hair Brained Scheme
April 15|Mahogany
April 14|Universed
April 13|Air Guitar Occupation
April 12|Gastropod Proposition
April 11|Slug Love
April 10|Easter Bunny Stickup
April 9|Rhombus
April 8|Advertise Bot
April 7|Pic-a-nic basket filled with hair.
April 6